Co ed bathrooms.

Ok. So after I snuck ashleys camera down my pants and stood in a line for about an hour, the 3 pints I drank on the way to the b-spears show caught up with me. As I walk in the mens room and make my dash for the only open stall. I get shoved by 3 bitches in circus gear. I look up and realize that the girls have taken over the Mens bathroom. I finally get into a stall and as soon as I start to pee 3 girls invade the stall next to mine. As they argue about who's gonna go first I hear what I later found out is the nastiest loudest smelling fart I've ever smelled in my life! They then start to giggle and laugh. During all of this all I see are three pairs of hooker heals.

I will never think of hooker heals the same.
ladies, never ever use the mens bathroom.